Celebrity Endorsements

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(FAKE) CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS

Scarlett Johannson (Actor, Avenue B, East Village, NYC): "More fun than an all-night Woody Allen filmfest at The Angelika or tasering paparazzi."

Dominant Caveman from Geico Ads (Television Personality, Germantown, PA): "SauroMotel respects the Neanderthal."

Luis Guzman (Esteemed Character Actor, Little Rock, Arkansas): "My bad; I thought this was that site that shows failed sitcom clips."

Billy Zane (Dashing Individual, Ankara, Turkey): "The perfect balance between excellence and smugness."

James Lipton (Host, "Inside the Actor’s Studio"): "Every word on this site should be forever burned into parchment."